Archive for December, 2011

Some K-9 Humor

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What kind of dog can use the phone?

A Dail-Matian

 

What kind of dog would you find in a cave?

a Bat Terrier

 

Which dog is very obedient?

a Sit Bull Terrier

 

What did the hungry Dalmatian say after his meal?

“That hit the spots!”

 

Why are Dalmatians no good at “Hide and Seek”?

They’re always spotted!

 

What dog will laugh at any joke?

A chi-ha-ha

 

Where do the dogs go for the Macey’s Thanksgiving parade?

New Yorkie

 

What’s black and white and red all over?

an embarrassed Dalmatian

 

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?

A mutt in a rut.

 

What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?

Wire haired terriers !!

 

Terrier + Bulldog -Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

 

Pug + yorkie = a Porkie

 

Don’t Forget !!! Only a few hours left to get your Holiday SE’s and LE’s

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All of us here at Amaretto sympathize with all of you hit so hard by these trying economic times. In order to help you, we are reducing the price of Amaretto products by 10%. For 48 hours starting January 1, 2012, we will be reducing all of our products by 10%, after 48 hours we will go back to our regular prices. Until then, remember, we’re all in this together. Amaretto Breedables. The breedable with a heart.
😉
PLEASE see the special display in FRONT OF ALL AMARETTO LOCATIONS for the reduced products.

Uh Oh I’ve spilled the beans!

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You’ve waited and waited and waited….  and finally….

Starting January 05, 2012 Amaretto is introducing a new Show Horse from January 5th 2012 to February 5th 2012  . We move from to Josie’s favorite Buckskins to Ford’s favorite Andalusians!!

• Starting  January 5th 2012 at 12:01 am SLT any bundle dropped from the breeding of 2 Andalusians you have a chance at the bundle being an “Amaretto Show Andalusian”!

• That’s it! The only qualification is they both have to be Andalusians, they can be any color! Mother & Father MUST BOTH be Andalusians.

• We will announce what horse is next close to the end of the 30 days of Andalusians!

• Keep your eyes peeled as you won’t know what the“Amaretto Show Andalusian” looks like until it hits the grid !

• This “Amaretto Show Andalusian” will have a chance of passing its special eye!

• So Amaretto community… gather up your Andys and get them ready for an excitement filled month of breeding!

The Wolf’s Has Arrived !!!!

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How exciting is this !!!?!!??!? You check you kennels one day an it’s a Wolf !
Amaretto has 3 exciting Wolves that were born… The Gray Mist Wolf ,The Snow Wolf, and The Black Beast Wolf . These new wolves are hidden coats of the new starter K-9 ‘s that came out with the 1.3 K-9 Update.
Good Luck to you all on getting the new Wolves!

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I would like to remind you all that there are only 3 days left to buy the Holiday LE’s And SE’s. The sale ends Dec 31st at 11:59 Pm SLT!!!! These wonderful Horses and K9’s have surprises hidden within them 🙂

Below are a few images of what you could get from breeding the Holiday LE’s & SE’s!! So go and get your Holiday LE/SE’s so you won’t miss out on the chance to breed your own Mystique Coat or Rune Eye! Hurry there are only 3 days left!!!

 

Prims out of place?

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Hey guys it’s Monday again! I hope Santa was good to you all and that you all got to enjoy time with friends and loved ones.

I want to thank all of you that came out to the Amaretto Christmas Ball. It was a great success and I think all who attended had a lot of fun! I hope you all had a Merry Christmas and spent time with friends and loved ones!

Horses or K9s with prims out of place or backwards? Well don’t worry this is an easy fix, in most cases you won’t even have to file a ticket. Follow these easy steps to correct this issue.

1. Re-rezz the horse
2. Turn movement on (once the horse cycles through an animation the prims should realign)
3. If the first two fixes don’t work, then file a ticket.

Remember that the Special Edition and Limited Editions will be out until Jan 1st.

Also wanted to include a picture of this Horse eye because its awesome!

Well until next time Happy Breeding Everyone!

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Christmas is always full of surprises!

 

Dalmatians have arrived in Puppy Paradise! You can now use your Kennel Cash to collect 3 different colors of Paradise Puppy Dalmatians. These can be purchased from the Puppy Paradise Vendor for 250,000 Kennel Cash. You will receive one Dalmatian of random gender and random coat. Now here is the good stuff …..The beautiful eyes on the Dalmatians have the ability to pass and the Dalmatians do give you a greater chance at having an Enchanted K-9!

Wow new coats from Christmas LE Horses started arriving today!

I know alot of people don’t have family with them, and are going to be alone for Christmas. Being part of the Amaretto Community/family means you will not be alone.

Here’s hoping that each and everyone of you have a wonderful Christmas Day, and remember we will be at Boomtown, dancing and playing games during the day and night. So come on over to Boomtown and celebrate with your Amaretto family and friends.

 

 

Twas the Night before Christmas Poem

 

 

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

 

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.

And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,

Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.

 

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash,

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

 

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow

Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a miniature sleigh, and eight tinny reindeer.

 

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment it must be St Nick.

More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

 

“Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!

On, Comet! On, Cupid! on, on Donner and Blitzen!

To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!

Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”

 

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,

When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.

So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,

With the sleigh full of Toys, and St Nicholas too.

 

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof

The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.

As I drew in my head, and was turning around,

Down the chimney St Nicholas came with a bound.

 

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,

And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.

A bundle of Toys he had flung on his back,

And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.

 

His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!

His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.

 

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,

And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.

He had a broad face and a little round belly,

That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!

 

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,

And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,

Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

 

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

And filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.

And laying his finger aside of his nose,

And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!

 

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,

And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,

“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!”

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It’s that time of year again where we decorate the tree, sip a little egg nog and spend time with family. We want you all to know that we consider you all part of a very special family that is the Amaretto Breedables Family. As I look over the last year with Amaretto the first few things that come to mind are the wide open arms I received joining the Amaretto Family. It has been AWESOME! I also think about all the AWESOME people that I have met. That have shared with me their experiences, strengths and hopes not just in breedables but in their personal lives. The Amaretto Family is made up of brilliant people who you just can’t help but to fall in love with. You all carry a special place in my heart and play an imporant part of my SecondLife experience. You guys are simply amazing! Having said all this… Its important to remember that some of us may not be sharing the holidays with family or friends… We want you all to know that we want to make sure that NOBODY in our Family celebrates Christmas alone… You have a family here in SecondLife and we would love to spend the holidays with YOU! Over the next days you will find the Amaretto Team at Boomtown hanging out, playing games, listening to music, dancing and just having a good time filled with laughs. I can think of no better way to spend the holidays this year than with the people whom have come to mean so much to me. So there is a seat for you here in Boomtown! I would like to wish you all a very Happy Holiday and all the very best in the New Year. Stay nutty and remember that you guys are simply AMAZING!!!!

Thank you all for joining me this week for my connection and as always this connection was brought to you by the Letter G and the Number 5

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Hello Everyone!!!
  Here at Amaretto we are very busy working on lots of new things. One thing I would like to bring up is we are sending invites to the Beta group for the Barnyard Birds. If you sent a Notecard in please remember we could not get everyone into Beta but we have added a lot of new people and not all invites have been sent yet.
Please check the following if you did send a Notecard in so we can be sure to get you in the group smoothly.
Check to make sure you do have 1 group space open
A question you might ask is….. What if I was offline and I was picked for Beta?
Well Nashville Cortes and maleficent Farshore are sending out the invites from the list of those that were chosen at random. If you were picked and were offline when they went to send your invite check your offline messages as they are leaving offlines to those that are not online 🙂
Barnyard Bird Beta will be very different from any Beta we have had yet! This is why we have added a lot more people than we had before to Beta. As we’ve said many times before, the Barnyard Birds will be like no other breedable you have seen yet. From the things they will do to their traits you will be amazed..
Please remember just because you might not have been picked for Beta doesn’t leave you in the dark. Make sure to join the main Amaretto group to stay updated on the Barnyard Birds! Hey you can even have your friends join that might be interested in the Barnyard Birds as well 🙂
 More to come on the Amaretto Barnyard Birds……………….. Soon 🙂

Amaretto Open Mic and Christmas Ball!

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Hey guys its Monday and you know what Christmas is almost here! Yeah i think we got 4 shopping days left!

I wanted to take some time today to thank everyone who has been attending the Amaretto Karaoke on Saturdays! We have had a lot of fun so far and we have a great bunch of people that come out!
So a big shout out to my singers!

With that being said I thought it would be different and fun if we opened it up to people not only singing but that would like to read poetry or do comedy! So don’t forget Saturday Open Mic at Boomtown we start at 2:00 pm slt. So come out and participate! I dont think we will be having one this Saturday but we will resume on the 31st!

Also if you missed the notice we will be having an Official Amaretto Christmas Ball! Thats right Wednesday 12/21/2011 at 5 PM slt at my secret location (I will be sending out LM’s the day of) We are gonna have some live entertainment that will be a lot of fun. Remember this is a formal black tie affair so come in your best dress!

Please remember as we would like to have everyone that is an Amaretto customer at this ball but Linden Lab sims do have limitations so if you hear the first live singer maybe consider leaving to let someone else on to the sim to enjoy the experience. I will make sure that the music stream is posted in the notice so even if you cant make it down you can listen from home!

All right well hope you guys are all on Santa’s nice list and Merry Christmas everyone see ya Wednesday!