Some K-9 Humor

What kind of dog can use the phone?

A Dail-Matian


What kind of dog would you find in a cave?

a Bat Terrier


Which dog is very obedient?

a Sit Bull Terrier


What did the hungry Dalmatian say after his meal?

“That hit the spots!”


Why are Dalmatians no good at “Hide and Seek”?

They’re always spotted!


What dog will laugh at any joke?

A chi-ha-ha


Where do the dogs go for the Macey’s Thanksgiving parade?

New Yorkie


What’s black and white and red all over?

an embarrassed Dalmatian


What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?

A mutt in a rut.


What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?

Wire haired terriers !!


Terrier + Bulldog -Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes


Pug + yorkie = a Porkie


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