Some K-9 Humor

What kind of dog can use the phone?

A Dail-Matian

 

What kind of dog would you find in a cave?

a Bat Terrier

 

Which dog is very obedient?

a Sit Bull Terrier

 

What did the hungry Dalmatian say after his meal?

“That hit the spots!”

 

Why are Dalmatians no good at “Hide and Seek”?

They’re always spotted!

 

What dog will laugh at any joke?

A chi-ha-ha

 

Where do the dogs go for the Macey’s Thanksgiving parade?

New Yorkie

 

What’s black and white and red all over?

an embarrassed Dalmatian

 

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?

A mutt in a rut.

 

What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?

Wire haired terriers !!

 

Terrier + Bulldog -Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

 

Pug + yorkie = a Porkie

 

Don’t Forget !!! Only a few hours left to get your Holiday SE’s and LE’s

 

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