Amaretto Breedables Customer Connection

Bouncing Horses

Hello everyone! So I’ve noticed in the group that people have been talking about sleeping horses that bounce.. This is how to fix this step by step…

Step One

Push your keyboard back, your mouse and anything that you don’t want to knock over. It really bites when you’ve got your bounce on and you knock over your coffee, tea, coke, pepsi or whatever your prefered drink is.

Step Two

Stand up and push your chair out of the way. This is another hazard when getting your bounce on. Nothing worse than tripping over you chair. If you do… …Just hope nobody is watching and if someone does see you trip over your chair, give them that look as to ask “How did that get there”

Step Three

Just start bouncing up and down. You will find after moments of doing this your will start to smile! Before you know it your jumping up and down full of joy… Now depending on your fitness level… You will start to get tired after seconds or minutes… All depends… Which brings us to

Step Four

Now hopefully your horses were watching you jump up and down with glee and that your exhaustion has somewhat tired them out. Its hoped that this will tucker out your awesome bouncing horses and they will just stop bouncing…

IF ALL ELSE FAILS

Use your GPS to turn off movements, animations and reset home. Alternatively, you can perform this on each individual horse through its menu.

This will fix your bouncing horses.

P.S. if you actually got up from your chair to jump up and down… PLEASE PLEASE send me a photo of you doing this.

P.S.S Amaretto assumes no liablity in any injuries that may result in bouncing up and down.

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