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Dec.17,2013Happy holidays everyone! In the spirit of Christmas and all the joy and laughter it brings to so many, I thought I would share with you a collection of Christmas jokes! So please… sit back, relax, and have a laugh at these jokes I have below!
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what would you like for Christmas?”
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: “Didn’t you get my E-mail?”
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.
Q: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q:What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Ice Crispies.
Q: What’s red, white and blue at Christmas time?
A: A sad candy cane!
A: Santa Pause!
A: In a snow bank.
A: You get a hairdryer!
A: Nothing, it was on the house!
If you see a fat man …
Who’s jolly and cute,
wearing a beard
and a red flannel suit,
and if he is chuckling
and laughing away,
while flying around
in a miniature sleigh
with eight tiny reindeer
to pull him along,
then lets face it…
Your eggnog’s too strong!!!
I hope this brought some laughter in to your day! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to each and every one of you!
Happy Breeding!
Until Next Time……….
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